Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The setup makes you think of something sexual, right? But BAM! The punchline is a dead baby. Shocking, unexpected, and super not funny if you have any sense of decency. But hey, you're laughing, so what do I know? I'm just a bear.