When jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.