When jokes
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Memes
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.