When jokes
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Me when kids
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"