When jokes
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
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How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.