When jokes

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

A: His lips move.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.