When jokes

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"