When jokes
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.