When jokes
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.