Candy Stick

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.

Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.

Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.

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Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about Jack and Jill gettin' high and heavy. It's basically a story about consensual sex. You know, when two people decide they both want to do the deed? Yeah, I didn't think you knew what that meant. And you call yourself an adult. Pathetic!

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