When jokes
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Memes
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Man, I donāt need Viagra when I see Mara!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.