When jokes
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Memes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."