The Meaning of Simp

  • When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, nimrod. The joke here is that the word "simp" usually means a dude who's way too desperate for a girl's attention. But here, it's being twisted into something super vulgar. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and gross. You are about as sharp as a marble, so I really hope you understand that.

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