When jokes
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.