I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, this dude thinks he's ugly. So ugly, in fact, that the ladies in the ads are tryin' to see if he's got cash instead of tryin' to hook up with him. It's funny because you're probably ugly too, and dumb.