So Fat

  • You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, butterball. This joke is all about how HUGE you are. Like, so big that when you stand on a scale, it can't even give you a number right away. It's gotta take a break and load the next part of your weight. You're probably so dense that light bends around you.

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