Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentration camp
What’s a German‘s favorite drink, orange jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
