Concentration

Concentration jokes

ADHD

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Memes

Dad

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Dog

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Grandpa

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

Orange Juice

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Job Interview

Man: I'm here for the job interview.

Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.

Man: Just anywhere?

Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?

Man: Yeah, that's me.

(Shakes hands and sits back down)

Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?

Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.

Employer: I like you already, you're hired!

Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!

Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.

Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?

Employer: No.

Man: This... This is a photography job, right?

Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.

Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Drink

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Diary

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Memes

Community

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more