You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Emo Cliff Jumping
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Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. So, divers jump into water, right? Emos, though, they're all about the feels and the dark stuff. So instead of water, they'd rather splat on some rocks. See, it's 'cause they're, like, super sad all the time. I know you love dark stuff like the bottom of your toilet after you eat too much Taco Bell.