When jokes
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!