When jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Memes
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You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!