When jokes
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Shep
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!