When jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
Sad so sad
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.