When jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.