When jokes
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Memes
me every day
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
When I walk to school, I fart.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner