When jokes
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.