When jokes
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?