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Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Worst punishment of all
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I get jealous when my phone dies.