When jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?