This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you uncultured swine! This joke is about a Christmas tree that's gonna be named after Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse was a singer that had a problem with drugs and needles. Get it? Christmas trees have needles. And junkies use needles. You probably didn't since your brain is as smooth as a glazed donut.