Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Attention Kmart Shoppers
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Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that people get suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers" because it sounds like he's announcing that "boy's pants are half off." It's funny because it sounds like the priest is talking about young boys in a sexual way and you, my friend, are probably laughing like a maniac right now. Are you gonna be okay?