When jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.