When jokes
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.