When jokes
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
What happened when the man died? Yes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"