When jokes
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.