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Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.