When jokes

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.