When jokes
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"