When jokes

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sourpuss.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂