When jokes
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
wtf is my fyp
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.