Concentration Camp jokes

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."