Whats jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?