Whats jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Memes
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.