Whats jokes
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?