Whats jokes
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.