Whats jokes
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.
So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"
The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What is the difference between the human rights?
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?