Whats jokes
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.