Emo Apple Connection

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius. So, emos are known for being sad and angsty, right? And sometimes they, uh, *unalive* themselves by hanging. Apples also hang from trees before they're picked. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's dark, and you probably think the band My Chemical Romance is underrated, you melon.

Comments (1)

Greg

3 years ago

LONELY LUNE IS MY GIRLFRIEND

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