Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Memes
Relatable
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...