What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Whats Jokes
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
