Whats jokes
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Wait what???
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.