Whats jokes
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."