Whats jokes
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Memes
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.