Whats jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What is a good time?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is a difference between a tree and...
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."