Whats jokes
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.