Whats jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.