What do you call a PEIS?
Whats Jokes
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
