Whats jokes
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a PEIS?
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."