Whats jokes
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.