Whats jokes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!