Whats jokes
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Memes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.