Whats jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Memes
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.