Whats jokes
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.