Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.