Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Listen here, you clueless goof. The joke is that the orphan's parents didn't come back, but a boomerang does. It's dark humor, like your future if you keep asking dumb questions.