Whats jokes
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"What bus?"
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What is a good time?
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"