Whats jokes

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

"Have fun at school night" is what?

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

What time is it when you say "what?"

Time to start over!

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"