Whats jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Memes
What do women and books have in common
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?