Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.