What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Whats Jokes
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
