Whats jokes
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.