Whats jokes
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝