Whats jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"