Whats jokes

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What pictures did turtles take?

Shell-fies!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

What does a cloud wear in a storm?

Thunderwear.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.