what is less then 0
my will to live
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man? if a woman is performing anilingus on a man it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot!!!!!
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
