Whats jokes
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!