Whats jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.