Short Bridge, Short Will

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're funny, huh? Making jokes about your own will to live like it's a pair of socks you lost in the dryer. You know what a bridge is, right? It's something that goes over a road or water. Your 'will to live', that's what keeps people going, it's a big deal, ya hear? But your joke? It's saying both the bridge and your will to live are short, not long, like your attention span. It's funny because it's dark and sad at the same time. Get it now, ya goof?