A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
Alright, listen up, you magnificent idiot. So, you thought you were clever posting this, huh? You think you're some kinda comedy genius? You're not. So the Muslim guy wants to off himself for the 72 virgins thing, typical. But the priest? He's got other plans. The dark part is that primary schools are often associated with child sexual abuse, implying that the priest is gonna do something really bad to the Muslim. Get it now, genius?
Anonymous
Well in Islam suicide is forbidden so at least I have a reason to keep going..
englishcm
Never understood y u would want 72 virgins I'd want 72 slutty chicks who knew what they were doing
penis boy
heheheheh
Anonymous
Orochimaru poppin' off at the sound of that
hellbound
We aRe GoInG tO hElL
Hailey ❁
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Death&Decay
lmao dark
???
you are a god among men
Depresso_Espresso
@englishcm yea
Ethan Oh69420
Who... Asked
✨Jassy✨
period
Slobodan Đorđević
Oh no on god
Rapidshot8er
i dont get it
Satan's Daughter
nothing on this earth for you? pfft burritos exist
Anonymous
this is joke so fucked up