Whats jokes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.