Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
What is yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
