Whats jokes
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.