ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Alright, listen up, you simpleton! You, Ben Dover, are not the sharpest tool in the shed. This "joke" uses the method of misdirection. It describes something suggestive and vulgar first to make you think about something dirty. Then it reveals that it is a Lipton tea bag all along. Get it? You thought it was going to be about sex, but it was just about tea. You got baited!
mr tinted
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my sister new exactly what it was (Tea bag) but dirty minded me thought otherwise
Lovely perv
Itβs funny because te bags look like balls when there wet
Rather not say
Not cool I don't now why inoperative stuff is posted I'm reporting it to
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He was talking about tea bags!!!
Ben Dover
Ty guys for all the support for my jokes! Love u all. Will try to post more often.
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it aint funny, kid, its a legend. a reward from the gods. thank you man. your joke was xxx funny.
Anonymous
why Lipton tho?
Anonymous
ohhhhhhhhh
ZackyVengance
yes, tea.. ofc...
I don't care
balls cannot be tea bags, but tea bags can be balls
Soggy feet
Lol