What Do You Get When...

What Do You Get When... jokes

Baby

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Feminist

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

Yeast infection

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Vampire

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Mosquito

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Bullshit

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Duck

What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?

A very pissed duck.

Bird

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?

A brrrrrrrr-d!

Baby

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!