What Do You Get When...

What Do You Get When... Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.