What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a car with a woman?
A transmission that never shifts.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!