What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
