What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.