What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.