Lawn Mower

Lawn Mower Jokes

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Tweet

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

Baby

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

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  • Stereotype

    A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

    A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

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