Lawn Mower jokes

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.