I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?
U dye it blue and it will cut itself
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
