I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
