What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What Do You Get When... Jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
