What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
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what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767
a 797
What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
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What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog
