What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767
a 797
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
