What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher? An erection.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.