What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
