What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.