What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.