What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.