What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.