What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.