What Do You Get When...

What Do You Get When... Jokes

Piano

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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  • Cow

    Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

    A: Blue cheese.

    Politician

    What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?

    Kid

    What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • Titanic

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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  • Wife

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

    Priest

    What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.

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  • Lesbian

    What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

    Water

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

    Emo

    What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

    Suicide squad.

    Cow

    What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

    A milk dud 😂

    Animal

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

    Goat

    What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • Piano

    What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

    A flat major.