What Do You Get When... jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you get when you cross a car with a woman?
A transmission that never shifts.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?
Two holes, dummy!
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.