What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
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What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
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what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
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They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud π
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
