What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud ๐
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
