What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.