What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
