What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!