What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.