What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.