What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!