What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.