What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity
What do you get when you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
