What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity
What do you get when you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!