What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Listen up, nimrod. The joke is funny because it's a play on words. You see, when you combine a lawn mower and a parakeet, you get "shredded tweet." A parakeet makes a "tweet" sound, and a lawn mower shreds things. And, let's be honest, you're probably the type of person who still uses a flip phone.
MAGAnon
Parakeets!
Gwen
Right!
Anonymous Cat
LOL! i love your jokes!
Gwen
Thankyou!