What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.