What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.