What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION