What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.