What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.