What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Widow

What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow.

Chicken

What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!

Emo

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

Camel

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

Woman

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Group

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.

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  • Foot

    What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

    De-feeted (Defeated)

    Snowman

    What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...

    Water... yup, water...

    Hole

    What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

    A Christian.

    Moon

    Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

    A: A Luna-Tic!