What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.