What Do You Call a... jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.