What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.