What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀