What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.