What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken š¤£šš Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. ššš
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? āPut it on my bill.ā
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canāt sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherās eyes crossed? She couldnāt control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, āmini-sodaā).
12. Why couldnāt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canāt use ābeef stewā as a password. Itās not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnāt you write with a broken pencil? Because itās pointless.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?