What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.