What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos