What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......