What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a black person?
Black.