What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.