What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

What do you call a funny drink?

Punch!

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a fish with no parents?

An orfin.

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.