What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.