What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...