What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
