What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.