What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.