What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.