What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.