What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.