What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.