What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.