What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.