What Do You Call a... jokes
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.