What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Matt" sounds like "doormat". Get it? A guy with no arms and legs is a doormat because he's lying on the floor. Doormat, Matt... It's funny because you're dumb.
tj
i herd that one before
Gwen
Yeah same