The Man With No Limbs

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

Categories

  • Matt
  • Guy
  • Name
  • Legs
  • Arms
  • Body

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Matt" sounds like "doormat". Get it? A guy with no arms and legs is a doormat because he's lying on the floor. Doormat, Matt... It's funny because you're dumb.

Comments (2)

i herd that one before

Yeah same