What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
The Man With No Limbs
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Matt" sounds like "doormat". Get it? A guy with no arms and legs is a doormat because he's lying on the floor. Doormat, Matt... It's funny because you're dumb.
tj
i herd that one before
Gwen
Yeah same