The Man With No Limbs

  • What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

    Matt!

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Matt" sounds like "doormat". Get it? A guy with no arms and legs is a doormat because he's lying on the floor. Doormat, Matt... It's funny because you're dumb.

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  • Comments (2)

  • i herd that one before

    Yeah same

    Mandatory Bandicoot

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