Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is funny 'cause it uses the word "udderly," which sounds like "utterly." Get it? "Utterly destroyed" means completely ruined, but since it's a cow, we're talkin' about udders, ya know, where the milk comes from. You're about as sharp as a marble, but I hope you got that.