What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this cow, right? It jumps out of a plane without a parachute. Now, usually, when things fall from the sky, they end up on the ground. And cows are beef. So, a cow that ends up on the ground becomes... ground beef! Get it? Of course, you didn't. I bet you still use training wheels, don't you?