What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Alright, listen up, genius. This is a "pun". Get it? "Impasta" sounds like "imposter", and "imposter" means "fake". So, like, the noodle is a LIAR. Wow, you're so dumb, you probably voted for Biden twice.