What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.