What Do You Call a... jokes
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha