Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
