What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.