What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.