What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

What do you call a bee from America?

A USB.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."

What do you call a squad of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.

What do you call a couple of orphans?

A coupleorphans.

What do you call a train full of gum?

A chew chew train.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

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