What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.