What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!